⚔️ Black Knight – The Royal Tax Collector You Didn’t Know You Needed
In Black Knight, you play as the king’s most loyal (and most violent) servant. Your job? Roam the kingdom and whack peasants, birds, barrels, and shops to collect hidden gold. Because apparently, the IRS was busy.
🏰 Gameplay Highlights
- Side-scrolling arcade action with simple click-to-smash controls.
- Peasants hide their gold in pockets, shops, and suspiciously coin-filled birds.
- Avoid the witch—she’ll turn you into a pig. Literally. 🐷
💰 Power-Ups & Progression
- Upgrade your gear between missions with armor oil, lucky talismans, and better weapons.
- Explore three looping locations, each packed with more peasants to bonk and loot to grab.
😂 Why It’s Hilarious
- The game turns tax collection into slapstick comedy.
- Every hit rains coins like medieval piñatas.
- It’s like Robin Hood in reverse—take from the poor, give to the king.
Whether you're stress-smashing your way through the kingdom or just vibing with some retro Flash chaos, Black Knight delivers coin-grabbing carnage with a side of absurdity
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